Dearn beyondmidgar
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it last year at the mental hospital and I saw you carve your initials into my father. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the oil stocks as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about your new life as a clone.
Go burn,
Kahlii
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I had too much fun with this. I tag anyone that wants to do it!
[link] <- Here's the meme!!
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